oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
