this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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