i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
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