Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
You dont lie about slip and slides
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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