i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
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