He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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