1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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