Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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