ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
vagina is talking i cant
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
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