Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Operation Purity has been aborted
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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