is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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