Already got asked if we're dating
You smell like stripper and shame
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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