she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
