she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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