If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
Randomize
