Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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