I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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