can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
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