What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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