if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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