He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
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