No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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