Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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