Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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