She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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