For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
He has the fingertips of a God
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