Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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