$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
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