Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I wish i was in the wii world.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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