I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
you win again, gameday.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Randomize
