No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
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