So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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