You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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