I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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