Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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