Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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