it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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