You're completely useless in the revolution.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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