She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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