Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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