please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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