Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
your like the ambassador to my penis.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Randomize
