Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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