...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
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