My first STD was from a foam party
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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