Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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