youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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