ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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