READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
how does that bad decision feel?
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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