Walk of Shame. In a state park.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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